Me: (clears throat)
Satan: (looks around, annoyed) What do *YOU* want?
Me: Well, it's about my job
Satan: You want me to do something about your job
Me: Um, yeah
Satan: What have *you* done about it recently - say, yesterday? Read any papers? Applied for anything? Hustled your contacts?
Me: Well, uh
Satan: Fuck off and stop wasting my time. (turns back to what he was doing)
